ah yes, the majestic Word Bank.
whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”
It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerateU N L I M I T E D N I P P L E SNO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COSTDO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITEDL I M I T E D N I P P L E S
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
*goes to beach once* sand in shoes for 500 years
was this movie real
my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.
Honestly ignoring me is the worst thing you can do to me.
tbh i think straight girls appreciate girls more than straight boys do
This is awesome
I will never not reblog this
we’re gonna be weird adults