WhenBrittanySmiles

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

thug-4-life:

howstufftwerks:

crrocs:

being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments. 

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omg her peace sign lowering in shame

sabistuki:

STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.

lonelywhiteasian:

and an especially big Fuck You to evolution for not making me a dragon

katkinkat:

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

africant:

charmancler:

is that twilight

yes. yes it is.

tupacabra:

introductory paragraph of my essay:

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princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

caseyanthonyofficial:

twofingerswhiskey:

a11ysonwonderland:

*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.

*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.

*points to living room* This is where we kick back.

*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.

*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.

*points to computer* This is where we click clack.

*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.

*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack. 

What a truly awful website this is

tetsuoatehimbread:

*tips unlit cigarette* m’taphor

whoaitsreemii:

The accuracy of this statement…

whoaitsreemii:

The accuracy of this statement…

yoncevevo:

he’s cute but i’m not liking his selfie because i want him to know he ain’t shit

If you don’t name your car then I don’t trust you

gardensandyou:

for some reason i always assume my man will be driving something like this.

gardensandyou:

for some reason i always assume my man will be driving something like this.