WhenBrittanySmiles

teenifies:

spermbanker:

are u sad? feeling down? look at your hands. think about all the dogs they’ve petted. feel happy. so much happy.

 

geromykyle:

do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second

lindsaylohoean:

"what’s up?"

"the ceiling"

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coffeeandcheesecake:

thereichenbachfinn:

remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her

and it was like

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really troy

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really 

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really

yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on

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he would have seen

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who Ryan was actually interested in

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THEY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES

phobias:

why you should date me; i’m 6’6 so if we go to concerts you can ride on my shoulders and see everything 

hashbrovvn:

if u fuckin ur girl and she says:

  • HOOPLAH
  • NEE HOY MINOY
  • order up
  • MY LEG!
  • I’M READY I’M READY I’M READY
  • STOMP ON YOUR RIGHT FOOT DON’T FORGET IT
  • meow
  • BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD
  • i can’t see my forehead
  • THE KRUSTY KRAAAAAAAAAAB PIZZAAAAAA IS THE PIZZA YEAAH FOR YOU AND MEEEEE

u know u doin it right

holyliar:

If we are in a mutual that means we are automatically image

blurredbynes:

arent parents supposed to not make you feel like shit 

couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

linguisticsyall:

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

I’m so gruntled to have found this

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

adavism:

is he dead

adavism:

is he dead

Howard Shore, Billy Boyd - The Edge of Night (Pippin's Song)
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lloottrr:

The Edge of Night

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King