The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”
There’s nothing I don’t love about this.
i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies
the pumpkin king / sally
Okay, but holy shit, THIS IS UNREAL.
This is amazing, and that Pumpkin King makeup is a thing of unsettling beauty.
bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail
the american school system
Ravenclaw: Do it once you’ve gathered enough relevant information.
Hufflepuff: Do it with integrity.
Slytherin: Do it on your own terms.
Gryffindor: Do it for the vine.
having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me
IM IN LOVE
accurate representation ofshowing your friend something you enjoy but they dont
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else
and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie
and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really look like
What the fuck even is Johnny depp