WhenBrittanySmiles
pleatedjeans:

ah yes, the majestic Word Bank.

pleatedjeans:

ah yes, the majestic Word Bank.

crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

onionmango:

*goes to beach once* sand in shoes for 500 years

lootenant:

was this movie real

sylvysparrow:

…i’m listening.

sylvysparrow:

…i’m listening.

camaronez:

my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.

kaliforhnia:

Honestly ignoring me is the worst thing you can do to me.

punk-roque:

tbh i think straight girls appreciate girls more than straight boys do

nosdrinker:

we’re gonna be weird adults